I had this realization today: if I had a dollar for every time I felt like I’m totally winging it in life, I’d probably have enough to actually hire someone to help me figure it out. Seriously, why does everyone else seem to have their act together while I’m over here just Googling “How to adult” at 2 AM? It’s like we’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing while secretly waiting for someo...
I went to a wedding last week where the food was so good I honestly considered faking a family emergency just to stay longer. Meanwhile, my aunt cornered me for an hour trying to set me up with her neighbor’s son, who apparently "has a steady job and a good heart." I mean, great, but does he have a Netflix account? Because that’s really what’s going to seal the deal for me. Can we just agree that ...
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like a series of poorly executed group projects where no one knows what they’re doing? I mean, I thought by now I’d have it all figured out, but here I am, balancing a work life like a circus act while trying to remember if I even ate today. And let’s be real, sometimes my biggest achievement is managing to get out of bed before noon. Can we just agree that “adulting” is a scam?
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like a series of poorly executed group projects where no one knows what they’re doing? I mean, I thought by now I’d have it all figured out, but here I am, balancing a work life like a circus act while trying to remember if I even ate today. And let’s be real, sometimes my biggest achievement is managing to get out of bed before noon. Can we just agree that “adulting” is a scam?
Why do people act like they have their lives together when all they do is Google “how to adult” every other day? Listen, if you’re still figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet and can’t remember the last time you cleaned your bathroom, just own it! We’re all just winging it in this chaotic reality with varying levels of success... or, you know, just extreme denial. Stop comparing yourself to the ...