Why does everyone act like they’re going to be best friends with their roommates before moving in? Like, we’re sharing a fridge, not a soul bond. I'm just here for the Netflix password and to avoid the awkward eye contact in the kitchen. But let’s be real – I don’t even want to share my snacks, so what are we really doing here? Tell me I'm not the only one who just wants to coexist without turning...
Sometimes I think about how we spend our whole lives in this ridiculous cycle of chasing success, only to realize that most of us just want to feel seen and validated by people we don't even like. Like, we’re all out here pretending to engage in deep conversations about our “career aspirations” when really, we’re just hoping someone will notice how hard we’re trying. Am I the only one who finds th...
I had this realization today: if I had a dollar for every time I felt like I’m totally winging it in life, I’d probably have enough to actually hire someone to help me figure it out. Seriously, why does everyone else seem to have their act together while I’m over here just Googling “How to adult” at 2 AM? It’s like we’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing while secretly waiting for someone to hand us the manual.
I had this realization today: if I had a dollar for every time I felt like I’m totally winging it in life, I’d probably have enough to actually hire someone to help me figure it out. Seriously, why does everyone else seem to have their act together while I’m over here just Googling “How to adult” at 2 AM? It’s like we’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing while secretly waiting for someone to hand us the manual.
I went to a wedding last week where the food was so good I honestly considered faking a family emergency just to stay longer. Meanwhile, my aunt cornered me for an hour trying to set me up with her neighbor’s son, who apparently "has a steady job and a good heart." I mean, great, but does he have a Netflix account? Because that’s really what’s going to seal the deal for me. Can we just agree that ...