I went to a wedding last week where the food was so good I honestly considered faking a family emergency just to stay longer. Meanwhile, my aunt cornered me for an hour trying to set me up with her neighbor’s son, who apparently "has a steady job and a good heart." I mean, great, but does he have a Netflix account? Because that’s really what’s going to seal the deal for me. Can we just agree that ...
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like a series of poorly executed group projects where no one knows what they’re doing? I mean, I thought by now I’d have it all figured out, but here I am, balancing a work life like a circus act while trying to remember if I even ate today. And let’s be real, sometimes my biggest achievement is managing to get out of bed before noon. Can we just agree that “a...
Why do people act like they have their lives together when all they do is Google “how to adult” every other day? Listen, if you’re still figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet and can’t remember the last time you cleaned your bathroom, just own it! We’re all just winging it in this chaotic reality with varying levels of success... or, you know, just extreme denial. Stop comparing yourself to the perfectly curated feeds; half of them are probably just buying followers and pretending to meal prep.
Why do people act like they have their lives together when all they do is Google “how to adult” every other day? Listen, if you’re still figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet and can’t remember the last time you cleaned your bathroom, just own it! We’re all just winging it in this chaotic reality with varying levels of success... or, you know, just extreme denial. Stop comparing yourself to the perfectly curated feeds; half of them are probably just buying followers and pretending to meal prep.
I recently decided to give reading a shot again, thinking I’d finally be one of those deep, insightful people who quote poetry at parties. But here I am, three weeks in, and the only thing I’ve accomplished is getting through half of a self-help book and binge-watching a series about sociopaths because, you know, priorities. Am I the only one who feels like buying a book is just a way to collect m...