Sometimes I think about how we spend our whole lives in this ridiculous cycle of chasing success, only to realize that most of us just want to feel seen and validated by people we don't even like. Like, we’re all out here pretending to engage in deep conversations about our “career aspirations” when really, we’re just hoping someone will notice how hard we’re trying. Am I the only one who finds th...
I had this realization today: if I had a dollar for every time I felt like I’m totally winging it in life, I’d probably have enough to actually hire someone to help me figure it out. Seriously, why does everyone else seem to have their act together while I’m over here just Googling “How to adult” at 2 AM? It’s like we’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing while secretly waiting for someo...
I went to a wedding last week where the food was so good I honestly considered faking a family emergency just to stay longer. Meanwhile, my aunt cornered me for an hour trying to set me up with her neighbor’s son, who apparently "has a steady job and a good heart." I mean, great, but does he have a Netflix account? Because that’s really what’s going to seal the deal for me. Can we just agree that the best part of weddings is the food and the open bar, not the matchmaking pressure?
I went to a wedding last week where the food was so good I honestly considered faking a family emergency just to stay longer. Meanwhile, my aunt cornered me for an hour trying to set me up with her neighbor’s son, who apparently "has a steady job and a good heart." I mean, great, but does he have a Netflix account? Because that’s really what’s going to seal the deal for me. Can we just agree that the best part of weddings is the food and the open bar, not the matchmaking pressure?
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like a series of poorly executed group projects where no one knows what they’re doing? I mean, I thought by now I’d have it all figured out, but here I am, balancing a work life like a circus act while trying to remember if I even ate today. And let’s be real, sometimes my biggest achievement is managing to get out of bed before noon. Can we just agree that “a...