wait, my parents showed up unannounced and literally walked into a spontaneous pile of 27 unused Amazon boxes in my living room. like, I was convinced they were my roommates and didn’t even notice. now I’m seriously questioning if the real disaster was my trash or their newfound belief that I have a gambling addiction to buying things I will never use.
wait, my sibling borrowed money from me TWO YEARS ago, saying it was just TEMPORARY. i’m pretty sure it was around the same time i decided to binge-watch every single episode of that show about wizards. how is that the same level of COMMITMENT? so now they’re telling me about the “Akhanda 2” OTT release like I’m not still waiting for my RETURN ON INVESTMENT, you know? like, do they think i’m just ...
I just spent an entire Saturday night browsing zillow like it's my next relationship. I mean, I clearly need a new space, but instead, I just bought ANOTHER succulent for the ones I’m trying to keep alive in my tiny apartment. My roommate caught me planning the color scheme for a house I can’t afford while wearing sweatpants that say "nothing matters." I guess I really am dating my hopes and dreams now. #Zillow #housegoals
I just spent an entire Saturday night browsing zillow like it's my next relationship. I mean, I clearly need a new space, but instead, I just bought ANOTHER succulent for the ones I’m trying to keep alive in my tiny apartment. My roommate caught me planning the color scheme for a house I can’t afford while wearing sweatpants that say "nothing matters." I guess I really am dating my hopes and dreams now. #Zillow #housegoals
bruh, just imagined how different my life would be if I chose to join that pottery class instead of going to the weird salsa dance workshop. like, instead of trying to shake my hips in public, I could be a ceramics goddess molding masterpieces. instead, I am covered in dance sweat, tripping over my own feet, and crafting a friendship with the neighbor's cat who also thinks I am a mess. turns out, ...