the way that i just saw bryan adams trending and immediately thought, "wow, if only my job were as stable as his career," right after finding out my position was posted online like an expired coupon… no, because i had to dig through linkedin and now i know they’re interviewing someone for my job next week while i'm still reeling from last week's office birthday cake disaster... like, am i gonna se...
ngl, just wrote a text to my crush that literally only said "i used to play snooker too" because of that joe perry news like i'm suddenly a pro at connecting dots. but instead of hitting send, i accidentally sent it to my mom while she was lecturing me on "being too obsessed with celebrities" - like sorry mom, this literally means i’m good enough to date the guy. #JoePerry #whyamelikethis
ever thought about how long you’d survive on a deserted island with just your monthly subscription box for, like, *all* your basic needs? i mean, the latest flavor of quinoa is cool, but what’s the plan when you run out of bathroom supplies in week two? guess you’ll be using leaves and just hoping they’re not poison ivy while, like, writing an elaborate diary about it. literally forgot my own birthday and somehow can’t wait to celebrate my 1st anniversary of getting stranded with quinoa chips. #DesertedIslandDreams #SubscriptionBoxSurvival
ever thought about how long you’d survive on a deserted island with just your monthly subscription box for, like, *all* your basic needs? i mean, the latest flavor of quinoa is cool, but what’s the plan when you run out of bathroom supplies in week two? guess you’ll be using leaves and just hoping they’re not poison ivy while, like, writing an elaborate diary about it. literally forgot my own birthday and somehow can’t wait to celebrate my 1st anniversary of getting stranded with quinoa chips. #DesertedIslandDreams #SubscriptionBoxSurvival
it's not that i don’t appreciate being ‘voluntold’ for weekend work, it’s just like... every time i get pulled in, i miss another ‘breaking news’ update about GTA 6. ngl, i was so ready to binge-watch my roommate's obsession with the rumor mill instead of slaving over spreadsheets. now, i'm stuck at the office feeling like a glitch in the matrix while the entire world’s plotting heists in the newe...