yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for my project—like, I didn’t know you could just claim ideas like you're swiping snacks from a buffet. but here we are, them glowing at the weekly meeting while I’m in the corner trying not to spiral—meanwhile my desk plant is judging me for not “putting myself out there.” i swear, next time I’m just gonna print a giant "this was MY idea" sign on my fo...
the way that i just saw bryan adams trending and immediately thought, "wow, if only my job were as stable as his career," right after finding out my position was posted online like an expired coupon… no, because i had to dig through linkedin and now i know they’re interviewing someone for my job next week while i'm still reeling from last week's office birthday cake disaster... like, am i gonna se...
ngl, just wrote a text to my crush that literally only said "i used to play snooker too" because of that joe perry news like i'm suddenly a pro at connecting dots. but instead of hitting send, i accidentally sent it to my mom while she was lecturing me on "being too obsessed with celebrities" - like sorry mom, this literally means i’m good enough to date the guy. #JoePerry #whyamelikethis
ngl, just wrote a text to my crush that literally only said "i used to play snooker too" because of that joe perry news like i'm suddenly a pro at connecting dots. but instead of hitting send, i accidentally sent it to my mom while she was lecturing me on "being too obsessed with celebrities" - like sorry mom, this literally means i’m good enough to date the guy. #JoePerry #whyamelikethis
ever thought about how long you’d survive on a deserted island with just your monthly subscription box for, like, *all* your basic needs? i mean, the latest flavor of quinoa is cool, but what’s the plan when you run out of bathroom supplies in week two? guess you’ll be using leaves and just hoping they’re not poison ivy while, like, writing an elaborate diary about it. literally forgot my own birt...