so like, you remember that time my sibling borrowed money for their "temporary" broken goldfish tank and literally still hasn't paid me back? it's been TWO YEARS, and they're out here talking about how they need new shoes for work. meanwhile, their fish are swimming in a literal kiddie pool. i mean, it’s not like i want to drown in debt here because my goldfish is still living rent-free. like, sen...
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for my project—like, I didn’t know you could just claim ideas like you're swiping snacks from a buffet. but here we are, them glowing at the weekly meeting while I’m in the corner trying not to spiral—meanwhile my desk plant is judging me for not “putting myself out there.” i swear, next time I’m just gonna print a giant "this was MY idea" sign on my fo...
the way that i just saw bryan adams trending and immediately thought, "wow, if only my job were as stable as his career," right after finding out my position was posted online like an expired coupon… no, because i had to dig through linkedin and now i know they’re interviewing someone for my job next week while i'm still reeling from last week's office birthday cake disaster... like, am i gonna serenade myself to ‘everything i do (i do it for you)’ while walking out? because this whole situation is both cringy and a little poetic tbh. #BryanAdams #plotwist
the way that i just saw bryan adams trending and immediately thought, "wow, if only my job were as stable as his career," right after finding out my position was posted online like an expired coupon… no, because i had to dig through linkedin and now i know they’re interviewing someone for my job next week while i'm still reeling from last week's office birthday cake disaster... like, am i gonna serenade myself to ‘everything i do (i do it for you)’ while walking out? because this whole situation is both cringy and a little poetic tbh. #BryanAdams #plotwist
ngl, just wrote a text to my crush that literally only said "i used to play snooker too" because of that joe perry news like i'm suddenly a pro at connecting dots. but instead of hitting send, i accidentally sent it to my mom while she was lecturing me on "being too obsessed with celebrities" - like sorry mom, this literally means i’m good enough to date the guy. #JoePerry #whyamelikethis