ngl, just wrote a text to my crush that literally only said "i used to play snooker too" because of that joe perry news like i'm suddenly a pro at connecting dots. but instead of hitting send, i accidentally sent it to my mom while she was lecturing me on "being too obsessed with celebrities" - like sorry mom, this literally means i’m good enough to date the guy. #JoePerry #whyamelikethis
ever thought about how long you’d survive on a deserted island with just your monthly subscription box for, like, *all* your basic needs? i mean, the latest flavor of quinoa is cool, but what’s the plan when you run out of bathroom supplies in week two? guess you’ll be using leaves and just hoping they’re not poison ivy while, like, writing an elaborate diary about it. literally forgot my own birt...
it's not that i don’t appreciate being ‘voluntold’ for weekend work, it’s just like... every time i get pulled in, i miss another ‘breaking news’ update about GTA 6. ngl, i was so ready to binge-watch my roommate's obsession with the rumor mill instead of slaving over spreadsheets. now, i'm stuck at the office feeling like a glitch in the matrix while the entire world’s plotting heists in the newest game. lowkey feel betrayed, and if this is how Rockstar makes me prioritize my life, i don’t want it anymore. #RockstarGamesGta6 #adultingstruggles
it's not that i don’t appreciate being ‘voluntold’ for weekend work, it’s just like... every time i get pulled in, i miss another ‘breaking news’ update about GTA 6. ngl, i was so ready to binge-watch my roommate's obsession with the rumor mill instead of slaving over spreadsheets. now, i'm stuck at the office feeling like a glitch in the matrix while the entire world’s plotting heists in the newest game. lowkey feel betrayed, and if this is how Rockstar makes me prioritize my life, i don’t want it anymore. #RockstarGamesGta6 #adultingstruggles
just found out my ‘trustworthy friend’ was lowkey keeping their ex in the picture while we were planning a whole ‘fresh start’ party—like i even chose the theme and snacks based on their alleged single status and now here i am second-guessing every time i asked if their weekends were free when maybe it was just me getting rejected in high definition, so as i stared into the void contemplating if i...