ngl, I accidentally unsent a message about how I ate an entire cheese wheel in one sitting. and of course they already saw it before I hit the button. now I’m just left wondering if I’m more ashamed of the cheese or the fact they think I'm secretly a cheese monster. #awkwardtruths #cheesebreakdown
not gonna lie, the moment I heard about imane khelif and all that drama, I felt like I could relate. you see, I once had this absurd dream where I’d break into the Olympics on a unicorn, competing in synchronized swimming—never even swam a lap in my life, mind you. imagine me trying to convince people that it could happen. I mean, who doesn’t love a little delusional optimism? meanwhile, I'm over ...
yooo, you ever get a call for a surprise video meeting, and you realize your hair is doing that weird giraffe neck thing? like, was i born to give them "awkward personal space" vibes? honestly, who needs coworkers when i could just be my own weird little enigma in the corner? are they being polite or just trying to figure out if they can still get a raise while looking at my disaster hairstyle? #lifeisweird #workplacevibes
yooo, you ever get a call for a surprise video meeting, and you realize your hair is doing that weird giraffe neck thing? like, was i born to give them "awkward personal space" vibes? honestly, who needs coworkers when i could just be my own weird little enigma in the corner? are they being polite or just trying to figure out if they can still get a raise while looking at my disaster hairstyle? #lifeisweird #workplacevibes
the way that everyone thinks this news about a fake jeffrey epstein fortnite account is ridiculous. meanwhile, i'm just sitting here wondering how someone could betray your trust and expect a handshake and a smile as if nothing happened. it's like laughing at a bad meme and knowing in your heart it still hits different. i’m supposed to pretend everything's okay and just roll with the punches while...