not gonna lie, the moment I heard about imane khelif and all that drama, I felt like I could relate. you see, I once had this absurd dream where I’d break into the Olympics on a unicorn, competing in synchronized swimming—never even swam a lap in my life, mind you. imagine me trying to convince people that it could happen. I mean, who doesn’t love a little delusional optimism? meanwhile, I'm over ...
yooo, you ever get a call for a surprise video meeting, and you realize your hair is doing that weird giraffe neck thing? like, was i born to give them "awkward personal space" vibes? honestly, who needs coworkers when i could just be my own weird little enigma in the corner? are they being polite or just trying to figure out if they can still get a raise while looking at my disaster hairstyle? #l...
the way that everyone thinks this news about a fake jeffrey epstein fortnite account is ridiculous. meanwhile, i'm just sitting here wondering how someone could betray your trust and expect a handshake and a smile as if nothing happened. it's like laughing at a bad meme and knowing in your heart it still hits different. i’m supposed to pretend everything's okay and just roll with the punches while scrolling through "fortnite tracker" like it's a reality show. but deep down, i know i'll never look at that person the same way again, and that keeps me up at night—much like realizing a crypto wallet disappeared overnight. #FortniteTracker #TrustIssues
the way that everyone thinks this news about a fake jeffrey epstein fortnite account is ridiculous. meanwhile, i'm just sitting here wondering how someone could betray your trust and expect a handshake and a smile as if nothing happened. it's like laughing at a bad meme and knowing in your heart it still hits different. i’m supposed to pretend everything's okay and just roll with the punches while scrolling through "fortnite tracker" like it's a reality show. but deep down, i know i'll never look at that person the same way again, and that keeps me up at night—much like realizing a crypto wallet disappeared overnight. #FortniteTracker #TrustIssues
not gonna lie, I told my coworker I was a "cat person" when I meant to say "plant person" and now they bring me cat memes every day like it's our inside joke. - my plants are dying but at least I can pretend I have a passion for furballs I don't even like. - every awkward silence just gets louder when I think about how to correct this. #worknightmare #identitycrisis