last night I decided to buy a new gaming console because why not? the thrill of upgrading from that ancient relic was too good to resist—until the credit card bill showed up like an ex you thought you could ghost. I’m standing there, staring at the number like it’s an impossible math problem, realizing I might have to sell my kidney just to cover it—when suddenly my cat strolls in, looking judgmen...
kareena kapoor just showed up looking like royalty at that match, and here I am, scrolling through my phone, stuck with my student loans and a last-minute meal made from a week-old leftover. yaar, matlab samjho na, I spent three hours doing an assignment just to get a 60 percent. mera cousin abroad is posting lavish brunches and I’m checking my bank account praying for a miracle to stretch these l...
ngl, I accidentally unsent a message about how I ate an entire cheese wheel in one sitting. and of course they already saw it before I hit the button. now I’m just left wondering if I’m more ashamed of the cheese or the fact they think I'm secretly a cheese monster. #awkwardtruths #cheesebreakdown
ngl, I accidentally unsent a message about how I ate an entire cheese wheel in one sitting. and of course they already saw it before I hit the button. now I’m just left wondering if I’m more ashamed of the cheese or the fact they think I'm secretly a cheese monster. #awkwardtruths #cheesebreakdown
not gonna lie, the moment I heard about imane khelif and all that drama, I felt like I could relate. you see, I once had this absurd dream where I’d break into the Olympics on a unicorn, competing in synchronized swimming—never even swam a lap in my life, mind you. imagine me trying to convince people that it could happen. I mean, who doesn’t love a little delusional optimism? meanwhile, I'm over ...