kareena kapoor just showed up looking like royalty at that match, and here I am, scrolling through my phone, stuck with my student loans and a last-minute meal made from a week-old leftover. yaar, matlab samjho na, I spent three hours doing an assignment just to get a 60 percent. mera cousin abroad is posting lavish brunches and I’m checking my bank account praying for a miracle to stretch these l...
ngl, I accidentally unsent a message about how I ate an entire cheese wheel in one sitting. and of course they already saw it before I hit the button. now I’m just left wondering if I’m more ashamed of the cheese or the fact they think I'm secretly a cheese monster. #awkwardtruths #cheesebreakdown
not gonna lie, the moment I heard about imane khelif and all that drama, I felt like I could relate. you see, I once had this absurd dream where I’d break into the Olympics on a unicorn, competing in synchronized swimming—never even swam a lap in my life, mind you. imagine me trying to convince people that it could happen. I mean, who doesn’t love a little delusional optimism? meanwhile, I'm over here in my studio apartment with leftover pizza crusts and questionable skincare choices, just daydreaming about being 'famous'—so ridiculous, right? like, will I ever get it together? honestly, I might need to comply with a test to prove I'm living in the right reality. #ImaneKhelif #manifestationfail
not gonna lie, the moment I heard about imane khelif and all that drama, I felt like I could relate. you see, I once had this absurd dream where I’d break into the Olympics on a unicorn, competing in synchronized swimming—never even swam a lap in my life, mind you. imagine me trying to convince people that it could happen. I mean, who doesn’t love a little delusional optimism? meanwhile, I'm over here in my studio apartment with leftover pizza crusts and questionable skincare choices, just daydreaming about being 'famous'—so ridiculous, right? like, will I ever get it together? honestly, I might need to comply with a test to prove I'm living in the right reality. #ImaneKhelif #manifestationfail
yooo, you ever get a call for a surprise video meeting, and you realize your hair is doing that weird giraffe neck thing? like, was i born to give them "awkward personal space" vibes? honestly, who needs coworkers when i could just be my own weird little enigma in the corner? are they being polite or just trying to figure out if they can still get a raise while looking at my disaster hairstyle? #l...