i literally cannot sleep because i keep replaying this imaginary conversation about how my future self will definitely convince my past self to stop eating so much pizza. like, i know my past self would be confused and maybe a little angry, but future me would be so persuasive with the whole “you are literally going to regret this” speech. i am like, almost proud of my charisma in this scenario, b...
it's not that I think we are actually family—it’s just that when my boss said “we're like family here” right before revealing there are no raises this year, I started picturing our next team-building exercise as an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where the turkey is a metaphor for my stagnant salary—cold and slightly undercooked. but hey, at least we can all bond over the shared trauma of unpaid overt...
no because my life feels like a constant game of "who let me mentor someone?" as if my only qualification is binge-watching every single reality show on the planet. i'm seriously debating if they realize my biggest achievement this week was successfully heating up leftovers without a fire alarm going off. #Game #MentorLife
no because my life feels like a constant game of "who let me mentor someone?" as if my only qualification is binge-watching every single reality show on the planet. i'm seriously debating if they realize my biggest achievement this week was successfully heating up leftovers without a fire alarm going off. #Game #MentorLife
no, because my boss literally just said, "we're like family here," right before announcing NO raises this year. like, great, now I can spend the next twelve months feeling like a disgruntled relative at Thanksgiving, who ate too much and has to pay for the broken chair they sat on. honestly, I should consult a personal injury attorney for the trauma this workplace inflicts. #PersonalInjuryAttorney...