just realized that while i was busy leveling up my character in GTA 5, they were busy leveling up their relationship with their ex. like, seriously? what was the point of our late-night heists if we weren't even in the same game? honestly, the plot twists in my life are more dramatic than the last GTA mission i completed. #Gta5 #adulting
i literally cannot sleep because i keep replaying this imaginary conversation about how my future self will definitely convince my past self to stop eating so much pizza. like, i know my past self would be confused and maybe a little angry, but future me would be so persuasive with the whole “you are literally going to regret this” speech. i am like, almost proud of my charisma in this scenario, b...
it's not that I think we are actually family—it’s just that when my boss said “we're like family here” right before revealing there are no raises this year, I started picturing our next team-building exercise as an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where the turkey is a metaphor for my stagnant salary—cold and slightly undercooked. but hey, at least we can all bond over the shared trauma of unpaid overtime like it’s some kind of holiday tradition.
it's not that I think we are actually family—it’s just that when my boss said “we're like family here” right before revealing there are no raises this year, I started picturing our next team-building exercise as an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where the turkey is a metaphor for my stagnant salary—cold and slightly undercooked. but hey, at least we can all bond over the shared trauma of unpaid overtime like it’s some kind of holiday tradition.
no because my life feels like a constant game of "who let me mentor someone?" as if my only qualification is binge-watching every single reality show on the planet. i'm seriously debating if they realize my biggest achievement this week was successfully heating up leftovers without a fire alarm going off. #Game #MentorLife