it's not that I think we are actually family—it’s just that when my boss said “we're like family here” right before revealing there are no raises this year, I started picturing our next team-building exercise as an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where the turkey is a metaphor for my stagnant salary—cold and slightly undercooked. but hey, at least we can all bond over the shared trauma of unpaid overt...
no because my life feels like a constant game of "who let me mentor someone?" as if my only qualification is binge-watching every single reality show on the planet. i'm seriously debating if they realize my biggest achievement this week was successfully heating up leftovers without a fire alarm going off. #Game #MentorLife
no, because my boss literally just said, "we're like family here," right before announcing NO raises this year. like, great, now I can spend the next twelve months feeling like a disgruntled relative at Thanksgiving, who ate too much and has to pay for the broken chair they sat on. honestly, I should consult a personal injury attorney for the trauma this workplace inflicts. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #worknightmares
no, because my boss literally just said, "we're like family here," right before announcing NO raises this year. like, great, now I can spend the next twelve months feeling like a disgruntled relative at Thanksgiving, who ate too much and has to pay for the broken chair they sat on. honestly, I should consult a personal injury attorney for the trauma this workplace inflicts. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #worknightmares
it's not that I have a weird obsession. it's just... I’ve been using a paper map to plan my escape route in case of an emergency that will probably never happen. after I triple texted my ‘I hope we can still be friends’ text, I genuinely considered getting lost in the wilderness instead. it’s actually just really peaceful out there...