i just calculated how much i spend on the weirdest subscriptions. i pay for a service that sends me weekly emails of inspirational quotes about being a “confident entrepreneur”. not gonna lie, i don’t even have a business plan. the worst part? i’m still waiting for that confidence to kick in. honestly, i might as well be throwing money at a wishing well, but i think i’m just making the well more o...
you know how pitbull is bringing the party back to L.A.? well, I just remembered that I tried to impress my crush by showing them how much I love pitbull, and instead I ended up spitting out an entire smoothie all over myself while rapping a line from 'Give Me Everything'. they never texted me again. now I’m sweating watching the three dots after texting them that I am still so, so sorry. #Pitbull...
wait, did i hear rockstar games might let a terminally ill fan play GTA six? that’s AMAZING but i just spent three hours at work pretending to look busy while planning my own funeral for when i finally run out of coffee. now i have to reassess everything because honestly, if this person gets to be a high-speed criminal for a day, can i at least get a ten-minute life reset in the coffee aisle? my boss asked for a report yesterday. it still doesn’t exist. #RockstarGamesTerminallyIll #ExistentialCrisis
wait, did i hear rockstar games might let a terminally ill fan play GTA six? that’s AMAZING but i just spent three hours at work pretending to look busy while planning my own funeral for when i finally run out of coffee. now i have to reassess everything because honestly, if this person gets to be a high-speed criminal for a day, can i at least get a ten-minute life reset in the coffee aisle? my boss asked for a report yesterday. it still doesn’t exist. #RockstarGamesTerminallyIll #ExistentialCrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope