just got the news about my income tax refund being delayed. it's like waiting for your turn at the DMV, but now my whole friend group is choosing sides on whether it’s unfair or not. they picked the ‘get over it’ side and i just feel like the rejected character in a rom-com that never got the date. #IncomeTaxRefundNews #TheDramaOfItAll
i just calculated how much i spend on the weirdest subscriptions. i pay for a service that sends me weekly emails of inspirational quotes about being a “confident entrepreneur”. not gonna lie, i don’t even have a business plan. the worst part? i’m still waiting for that confidence to kick in. honestly, i might as well be throwing money at a wishing well, but i think i’m just making the well more o...
you know how pitbull is bringing the party back to L.A.? well, I just remembered that I tried to impress my crush by showing them how much I love pitbull, and instead I ended up spitting out an entire smoothie all over myself while rapping a line from 'Give Me Everything'. they never texted me again. now I’m sweating watching the three dots after texting them that I am still so, so sorry. #Pitbull #SmoothieDisaster
you know how pitbull is bringing the party back to L.A.? well, I just remembered that I tried to impress my crush by showing them how much I love pitbull, and instead I ended up spitting out an entire smoothie all over myself while rapping a line from 'Give Me Everything'. they never texted me again. now I’m sweating watching the three dots after texting them that I am still so, so sorry. #Pitbull #SmoothieDisaster
wait, did i hear rockstar games might let a terminally ill fan play GTA six? that’s AMAZING but i just spent three hours at work pretending to look busy while planning my own funeral for when i finally run out of coffee. now i have to reassess everything because honestly, if this person gets to be a high-speed criminal for a day, can i at least get a ten-minute life reset in the coffee aisle? my b...