you know how pitbull is bringing the party back to L.A.? well, I just remembered that I tried to impress my crush by showing them how much I love pitbull, and instead I ended up spitting out an entire smoothie all over myself while rapping a line from 'Give Me Everything'. they never texted me again. now I’m sweating watching the three dots after texting them that I am still so, so sorry. #Pitbull...
wait, did i hear rockstar games might let a terminally ill fan play GTA six? that’s AMAZING but i just spent three hours at work pretending to look busy while planning my own funeral for when i finally run out of coffee. now i have to reassess everything because honestly, if this person gets to be a high-speed criminal for a day, can i at least get a ten-minute life reset in the coffee aisle? my b...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
just had a holiday dinner that somehow turned into an intervention about my life choices. my uncle called me out for wearing a george mason basketball sweatshirt, saying it screams ‘unfulfilled potential.’ meanwhile, my cousin looked me dead in the eyes and suggested i pursue 'adulting' instead of daydreaming about a life with someone i barely know. i swear, at this point, im more devoted to a col...