it’s 3am and i just realized i accidentally sent the "he’s a total mess" text about my crush, straight to him. i was just a few glasses deep scrolling through his social media, finding every cringy like from 2015, and thought i was texting my best friend. now he’s seen my beautiful analysis of his life choices. instead of talking about his social media chaos, i had to quickly follow up with "sorry...
it’s three a.m. and I’m staring at my phone, wondering why kendall jenner is still getting to roast her exes on national TV while I just spilled coffee on my ‘I’m turning thirty’ sweater. my friends keep sending me reminders about my birthday party, but all I can think about is how she somehow looks amazing after dating a list of people who seem to have zero emotional capacity, and here I am still...
last night, i had a full-blown argument with a stranger at a coffee shop over the right way to eat an avocado. yes, that happened. it was going great until i realized halfway through that i was standing there defending my point while they were literally just there to get oat milk. now i replay the conversation like it's a court case, crafting comebacks that will never see the light of day, while my real revenge is plotting a scenario where the avocado becomes sentient and just spills itself everywhere.
last night, i had a full-blown argument with a stranger at a coffee shop over the right way to eat an avocado. yes, that happened. it was going great until i realized halfway through that i was standing there defending my point while they were literally just there to get oat milk. now i replay the conversation like it's a court case, crafting comebacks that will never see the light of day, while my real revenge is plotting a scenario where the avocado becomes sentient and just spills itself everywhere.
last night, I couldn’t sleep and started thinking about how my life might be different if I actually had the courage to pursue something outside of my comfort zone. like, what if I didn’t ghost that girl who invited me to join a local cricket league? I just saw the match between usa women and netherlands women, and I wondered if I’d be out there, living my best life instead of curled up in bed bin...