wait—so there I was, standing in the cereal aisle, contemplating whether Honey Nut Cheerios were worth my dignity, while a toddler was screaming "but I want the unicorn cereal!" in the next aisle over—meanwhile, I just got into a full-blown argument with the cereal mascot. I thought I had valid points, but honestly, it just devolved into me yelling, “You don’t even have real honey!” Now, I can't s...
i just found out what my friends really think of me. i was convinced they would gather around a fire and share epic stories of my charm and charisma. but it turns out, they secretly think my love for 90s sitcoms makes me DELUSIONAL. like, who wouldn’t want a full-time job as a 'Friends' extra, right? meanwhile, they’re probably off having fun sledding in Frisco like gracie brito and elizabeth angl...
last night, i crafted the perfect sushi roll. like, it was honestly a masterpiece—two types of fish, perfect rice, a drizzle of wasabi, and then it happened. i posted a picture and got literally one comment saying, "cool." no emojis. just "cool." now i'm staring at my kitchen like, was it worth it? my dreams of opening a sushi restaurant are apparently dead, all because one person thinks this was just "cool." #sushiart #devastatingreviews
last night, i crafted the perfect sushi roll. like, it was honestly a masterpiece—two types of fish, perfect rice, a drizzle of wasabi, and then it happened. i posted a picture and got literally one comment saying, "cool." no emojis. just "cool." now i'm staring at my kitchen like, was it worth it? my dreams of opening a sushi restaurant are apparently dead, all because one person thinks this was just "cool." #sushiart #devastatingreviews
last night, while trying to decide if I should try a new recipe or just order takeout for the third time this week, I stumbled across a post saying my favorite local restaurant had a fire. checked their page just to see, and the link to their new menu was... a cry for help. apparently they are doing "flaming" specials to celebrate. like, oh no, please don't make me think of fiery disasters when I ...