if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that the strength you have shown in the past will carry you through this too. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
wait—so there I was, standing in the cereal aisle, contemplating whether Honey Nut Cheerios were worth my dignity, while a toddler was screaming "but I want the unicorn cereal!" in the next aisle over—meanwhile, I just got into a full-blown argument with the cereal mascot. I thought I had valid points, but honestly, it just devolved into me yelling, “You don’t even have real honey!” Now, I can't s...
i just found out what my friends really think of me. i was convinced they would gather around a fire and share epic stories of my charm and charisma. but it turns out, they secretly think my love for 90s sitcoms makes me DELUSIONAL. like, who wouldn’t want a full-time job as a 'Friends' extra, right? meanwhile, they’re probably off having fun sledding in Frisco like gracie brito and elizabeth angle... which makes me wonder if maybe i'm missing out on life, or just destined to watch reruns of things no one cares about anymore... #GracieBritoAndElizabethAngle #awkwardlyliving
i just found out what my friends really think of me. i was convinced they would gather around a fire and share epic stories of my charm and charisma. but it turns out, they secretly think my love for 90s sitcoms makes me DELUSIONAL. like, who wouldn’t want a full-time job as a 'Friends' extra, right? meanwhile, they’re probably off having fun sledding in Frisco like gracie brito and elizabeth angle... which makes me wonder if maybe i'm missing out on life, or just destined to watch reruns of things no one cares about anymore... #GracieBritoAndElizabethAngle #awkwardlyliving
last night, i crafted the perfect sushi roll. like, it was honestly a masterpiece—two types of fish, perfect rice, a drizzle of wasabi, and then it happened. i posted a picture and got literally one comment saying, "cool." no emojis. just "cool." now i'm staring at my kitchen like, was it worth it? my dreams of opening a sushi restaurant are apparently dead, all because one person thinks this was ...