i just found out what my friends really think of me. i was convinced they would gather around a fire and share epic stories of my charm and charisma. but it turns out, they secretly think my love for 90s sitcoms makes me DELUSIONAL. like, who wouldn’t want a full-time job as a 'Friends' extra, right? meanwhile, they’re probably off having fun sledding in Frisco like gracie brito and elizabeth angl...
last night, i crafted the perfect sushi roll. like, it was honestly a masterpiece—two types of fish, perfect rice, a drizzle of wasabi, and then it happened. i posted a picture and got literally one comment saying, "cool." no emojis. just "cool." now i'm staring at my kitchen like, was it worth it? my dreams of opening a sushi restaurant are apparently dead, all because one person thinks this was ...
last night, while trying to decide if I should try a new recipe or just order takeout for the third time this week, I stumbled across a post saying my favorite local restaurant had a fire. checked their page just to see, and the link to their new menu was... a cry for help. apparently they are doing "flaming" specials to celebrate. like, oh no, please don't make me think of fiery disasters when I was just looking for comfort food. i guess the real punchline is I still don't know if I should cook or call it quits. #ArlingtonIsd #SupportLocalRestaurants
last night, while trying to decide if I should try a new recipe or just order takeout for the third time this week, I stumbled across a post saying my favorite local restaurant had a fire. checked their page just to see, and the link to their new menu was... a cry for help. apparently they are doing "flaming" specials to celebrate. like, oh no, please don't make me think of fiery disasters when I was just looking for comfort food. i guess the real punchline is I still don't know if I should cook or call it quits. #ArlingtonIsd #SupportLocalRestaurants
the way that people keep saying, "let me in, let me in," is so funny because it's like they think i'm a cozy little cabin in the woods when really i’m a haunted shack with squeaky floorboards and the ghost of my trust issues whispering “they’re gonna leave.” like, once upon a time, i gave out warm cookies and had movie nights, but now i just keep a stockpile of candles for dramatic lighting—totall...