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wait—so there I was, standing in the cereal aisle, contemplating whether Honey Nut Cheerios were worth my dignity, while a toddler was screaming "but I want the unicorn cereal!" in the next aisle over—meanwhile, I just got into a full-blown argument with the cereal mascot. I thought I had valid points, but honestly, it just devolved into me yelling, “You don’t even have real honey!” Now, I can't stop replaying what I *should* have said, like “At least I’m not stuck in a box!”—as if I had somehow won the battle against an animated bee in front of a dozen bewildered shoppers.

wait—so there I was, standing in the cereal aisle, contemplating whether Honey Nut Cheerios were worth my dignity, while a toddler was screaming "but I want the unicorn cereal!" in the next aisle over—meanwhile, I just got into a full-blown argument with the cereal mascot. I thought I had valid points, but honestly, it just devolved into me yelling, “You don’t even have real honey!” Now, I can't stop replaying what I *should* have said, like “At least I’m not stuck in a box!”—as if I had somehow won the battle against an animated bee in front of a dozen bewildered shoppers.

i just found out what my friends really think of me. i was convinced they would gather around a fire and share epic stories of my charm and charisma. but it turns out, they secretly think my love for 90s sitcoms makes me DELUSIONAL. like, who wouldn’t want a full-time job as a 'Friends' extra, right? meanwhile, they’re probably off having fun sledding in Frisco like gracie brito and elizabeth angl...