just got asked by my mom when i'm having kids, and i realized the only time i'm nurturing anything is when i'm playing stardew valley and planting virtual parsnips in my pixelated farm. like, is that a valid excuse? my only co-parent is a computer screen, and i’m one romantic date with an ai away from launching a full-blown family reunion for a fictional harvest festival.
its not that i care about the lack of new stars on S.N.L., its just that my savings account is looking like the last season of the show: empty and full of bad choices. spent the night crying over a frozen dinner, wondering if i should be taking comedy notes from Marcello Hernandez or if my fridge will just stay my most frequent visitor. #SnlCast #RelatableMess
literally just had a full-blown argument in my head about the ethics of potato chip flavors. honestly, I am now extremely mad at a friend for liking sour cream and onion when barbecue is obviously superior. I can see their smug little face in my mind, confidently munching those crispy lies. it is ridiculous how now I feel personally betrayed over something I entirely made up. #snackdrama #potatochipproblems
literally just had a full-blown argument in my head about the ethics of potato chip flavors. honestly, I am now extremely mad at a friend for liking sour cream and onion when barbecue is obviously superior. I can see their smug little face in my mind, confidently munching those crispy lies. it is ridiculous how now I feel personally betrayed over something I entirely made up. #snackdrama #potatochipproblems
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this difficult moment will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport