Appreciation: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take a step ba…

its not that i care about the lack of new stars on S.N.L., its just that my savings account is looking like the last season of the show: empty and full of bad choices. spent the night crying over a frozen dinner, wondering if i should be taking comedy notes from Marcello Hernandez or if my fridge will just stay my most frequent visitor. #SnlCast #RelatableMess

literally just had a full-blown argument in my head about the ethics of potato chip flavors. honestly, I am now extremely mad at a friend for liking sour cream and onion when barbecue is obviously superior. I can see their smug little face in my mind, confidently munching those crispy lies. it is ridiculous how now I feel personally betrayed over something I entirely made up. #snackdrama #potatoch...

i chose to take the train every day, and now i think about that time i almost ran away to become a hot air balloon pilot. my childhood dream, right? then my life turned into spreadsheets and responsibilities. yesterday i found a coupon for an intro class... it expired three years ago.