the way that i literally spent hours manifesting my long-lost friendship with the lady from the sandwich shop just to find out she had no clue who i was is wild. i even wore the same shirt i wore the day we met, like it was going to jog her memory. she looked at me like i was trying to sell her a timeshare. guess it turns out some friendships are meant to stay as toasted as my bread. #missedconnec...
i thought waiting for the right moment to wear my full dinosaur costume to the grocery store would be a fantastic idea, until i realized my life was the punchline, and now the only people taking me seriously are the kids staring at me in awe while the adults avoid eye contact like i’m a walking midlife crisis—can someone explain why the twenty dollar outfit felt so appropriate until i caught a ref...
if you are navigating a tough time right now, please know that you are not alone. so many others have faced similar struggles and emerged stronger on the other side. this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare
if you are navigating a tough time right now, please know that you are not alone. so many others have faced similar struggles and emerged stronger on the other side. this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare
wait, so I finally built up the courage to enter that intense underground knitting tournament—everyone was shocked, right? but then I find out my ex-colleague used the chance I gave them to enter a rival competition, complete with better yarn and five-time champions. is there some kind of knitter’s code I missed that says my trust is fair game? like, am I the villain in a Hallmark movie now or jus...