i thought waiting for the right moment to wear my full dinosaur costume to the grocery store would be a fantastic idea, until i realized my life was the punchline, and now the only people taking me seriously are the kids staring at me in awe while the adults avoid eye contact like i’m a walking midlife crisis—can someone explain why the twenty dollar outfit felt so appropriate until i caught a ref...
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wait, so I finally built up the courage to enter that intense underground knitting tournament—everyone was shocked, right? but then I find out my ex-colleague used the chance I gave them to enter a rival competition, complete with better yarn and five-time champions. is there some kind of knitter’s code I missed that says my trust is fair game? like, am I the villain in a Hallmark movie now or just a two-ply fool?
wait, so I finally built up the courage to enter that intense underground knitting tournament—everyone was shocked, right? but then I find out my ex-colleague used the chance I gave them to enter a rival competition, complete with better yarn and five-time champions. is there some kind of knitter’s code I missed that says my trust is fair game? like, am I the villain in a Hallmark movie now or just a two-ply fool?
just realized my entire life plan is basically my parents' dreams dressed up in my own clothes. I mean, who decided that living in a tiny town, eating kale, and attending book club was MY idea? honestly, they just assumed I’d want a garden. I hate dirt. can you imagine me sweating over carrots while deep down I just want to roller skate around a city and yell “freedom”? instead, I’m just the mayor...