it's not that i meant to share the screenshot of the weird art piece with the giant potato wearing a monocle. it's just that, after getting a glimpse of it in the art exhibit, it was clearly too important to ignore. so here i am, sweating, watching my art-loving colleague receive it, while trying to explain it’s a joke. somehow, now i'm the potato in this situation, stuck in this awkward gallery o...
the way that i literally spent hours manifesting my long-lost friendship with the lady from the sandwich shop just to find out she had no clue who i was is wild. i even wore the same shirt i wore the day we met, like it was going to jog her memory. she looked at me like i was trying to sell her a timeshare. guess it turns out some friendships are meant to stay as toasted as my bread. #missedconnec...
i thought waiting for the right moment to wear my full dinosaur costume to the grocery store would be a fantastic idea, until i realized my life was the punchline, and now the only people taking me seriously are the kids staring at me in awe while the adults avoid eye contact like i’m a walking midlife crisis—can someone explain why the twenty dollar outfit felt so appropriate until i caught a reflection in the frozen food aisle?
i thought waiting for the right moment to wear my full dinosaur costume to the grocery store would be a fantastic idea, until i realized my life was the punchline, and now the only people taking me seriously are the kids staring at me in awe while the adults avoid eye contact like i’m a walking midlife crisis—can someone explain why the twenty dollar outfit felt so appropriate until i caught a reflection in the frozen food aisle?
if you are navigating a tough time right now, please know that you are not alone. so many others have faced similar struggles and emerged stronger on the other side. this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare