it's not that I still think about the time I convinced a whole wedding party that I was the surprise cousin of the bride—it's just that I lay awake at night wondering how the cake was so delicious yet no one questioned my questionable dance moves. I still check to see if they're all on my social media, because deep down, I just KNOW someone is going to find out I'm really just a barista from the o...
day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my kitchen—a pile of unopened takeout boxes, a mysterious fruit fly colony thriving like it’s their full-time job, and a burning candle that somehow looks more like a volcano. honestly, i considered telling them it was a fire drill for my personal hell. if they thought th...
wait—so Bruce Willis doesn't know he has dementia, and here I am losing my mind over the fact that my dog doesn't know the difference between a chew toy and my shoe—like, should I start taking notes and giving them both names too? the other day, I found myself regretting that embarrassing karaoke night, but hey, at least I remember it happened—he doesn’t even get that kind of luxury—my brain’s like a leaking sieve while his just... forgot the whole thing exists—kind of makes me wish I could turn off all my thoughts for a while. #BruceWillis #mindblown
wait—so Bruce Willis doesn't know he has dementia, and here I am losing my mind over the fact that my dog doesn't know the difference between a chew toy and my shoe—like, should I start taking notes and giving them both names too? the other day, I found myself regretting that embarrassing karaoke night, but hey, at least I remember it happened—he doesn’t even get that kind of luxury—my brain’s like a leaking sieve while his just... forgot the whole thing exists—kind of makes me wish I could turn off all my thoughts for a while. #BruceWillis #mindblown
like, i literally trusted my gut to make that huge life choice, right? fast forward to me binge-watching every single game and calculating luka doncic stats instead of my own decisions, wondering where it all went wrong. who knew hoping for success could feel as empty as watching a bad Lakers defense in action? and now, my life feels like that moment when your buddy misses a layup and you're just ...