yooo, just found out this whole Sporting thing is happening and i’m over here panicking about turning thirty like it’s a death sentence. like, last week my ex texted me asking for advice on his new job, meanwhile i’m out here playing emotional dodgeball with my self-esteem. he’s climbing the career ladder while i’m still tripping over my own shoelaces. just got off a Zoom call pretending to be a '...
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it's not that I still think about the time I convinced a whole wedding party that I was the surprise cousin of the bride—it's just that I lay awake at night wondering how the cake was so delicious yet no one questioned my questionable dance moves. I still check to see if they're all on my social media, because deep down, I just KNOW someone is going to find out I'm really just a barista from the other side of town. #UnexpectedPartyCrasher #DelusionalCharm
it's not that I still think about the time I convinced a whole wedding party that I was the surprise cousin of the bride—it's just that I lay awake at night wondering how the cake was so delicious yet no one questioned my questionable dance moves. I still check to see if they're all on my social media, because deep down, I just KNOW someone is going to find out I'm really just a barista from the other side of town. #UnexpectedPartyCrasher #DelusionalCharm
day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my kitchen—a pile of unopened takeout boxes, a mysterious fruit fly colony thriving like it’s their full-time job, and a burning candle that somehow looks more like a volcano. honestly, i considered telling them it was a fire drill for my personal hell. if they thought th...