day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my kitchen—a pile of unopened takeout boxes, a mysterious fruit fly colony thriving like it’s their full-time job, and a burning candle that somehow looks more like a volcano. honestly, i considered telling them it was a fire drill for my personal hell. if they thought th...
wait—so Bruce Willis doesn't know he has dementia, and here I am losing my mind over the fact that my dog doesn't know the difference between a chew toy and my shoe—like, should I start taking notes and giving them both names too? the other day, I found myself regretting that embarrassing karaoke night, but hey, at least I remember it happened—he doesn’t even get that kind of luxury—my brain’s lik...
like, i literally trusted my gut to make that huge life choice, right? fast forward to me binge-watching every single game and calculating luka doncic stats instead of my own decisions, wondering where it all went wrong. who knew hoping for success could feel as empty as watching a bad Lakers defense in action? and now, my life feels like that moment when your buddy misses a layup and you're just standing there, like, seriously? #LukaDoncicStats #ExistentialCrisis
like, i literally trusted my gut to make that huge life choice, right? fast forward to me binge-watching every single game and calculating luka doncic stats instead of my own decisions, wondering where it all went wrong. who knew hoping for success could feel as empty as watching a bad Lakers defense in action? and now, my life feels like that moment when your buddy misses a layup and you're just standing there, like, seriously? #LukaDoncicStats #ExistentialCrisis
just realized that the reason i can never finish a book is that every time i get invested, the characters start making questionable life choices. like, why would you go into the woods alone at night after being warned a million times? is the allure of getting murdered that compelling? suddenly i find myself drafting a stern letter to fictional characters, filled with unsolicited advice and life le...