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Rants: day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge is a step toward growth, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away right now. #YouMatter #StayStrong #Healing

it's not that I still think about the time I convinced a whole wedding party that I was the surprise cousin of the bride—it's just that I lay awake at night wondering how the cake was so delicious yet no one questioned my questionable dance moves. I still check to see if they're all on my social media, because deep down, I just KNOW someone is going to find out I'm really just a barista from the o...

day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my kitchen—a pile of unopened takeout boxes, a mysterious fruit fly colony thriving like it’s their full-time job, and a burning candle that somehow looks more like a volcano. honestly, i considered telling them it was a fire drill for my personal hell. if they thought the news about a fire near me was alarming, they should’ve seen the kitchen meltdown in real-time. #FireNearMe #MomIHaveItUnderControl

day 47 of hiding the disaster that is my life. my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my kitchen—a pile of unopened takeout boxes, a mysterious fruit fly colony thriving like it’s their full-time job, and a burning candle that somehow looks more like a volcano. honestly, i considered telling them it was a fire drill for my personal hell. if they thought the news about a fire near me was alarming, they should’ve seen the kitchen meltdown in real-time. #FireNearMe #MomIHaveItUnderControl

wait—so Bruce Willis doesn't know he has dementia, and here I am losing my mind over the fact that my dog doesn't know the difference between a chew toy and my shoe—like, should I start taking notes and giving them both names too? the other day, I found myself regretting that embarrassing karaoke night, but hey, at least I remember it happened—he doesn’t even get that kind of luxury—my brain’s lik...