The way that I declined my friend's pottery class invite because I am not currently mentally equipped to find inner peace, only to spend hours on YouTube watching professional potters throw clay like it’s the most intense action movie. I now have a deep emotional connection to a ceramic teapot I will never make, while they are out getting their hands dirty with actual skill. #hobbyenvy #cringyconf...
it's 3am and my parents are on a three-hour FaceTime argument over who forgot to buy the 'good tissues' for the bathroom, meanwhile i’m half-coughing from this super flu virus that apparently makes you question everything in your life, including why i'm the one mediating their drama instead of binge-watching survival documentaries. my dad's calling my mom a ‘toxic eggplant’ for misplacing the sal...
last night, I tried to cook a new recipe for homemade sushi—because I obviously need another thing to panic about in my life. the ingredients cost me an arm and a leg, and I just ended up with rice everywhere—seriously, I’m pretty sure there is sticky rice in places rice should never be. as I stared at my messy kitchen, it hit me—did I quit my job for this? meanwhile, luis suárez is out here thriving. why can’t I just be a superstar in my kitchen? guess I’ll keep hoping the sushi gods will throw me a lifeline or just stick to ordering takeout. #LuisSurez #CulinaryDisasters
last night, I tried to cook a new recipe for homemade sushi—because I obviously need another thing to panic about in my life. the ingredients cost me an arm and a leg, and I just ended up with rice everywhere—seriously, I’m pretty sure there is sticky rice in places rice should never be. as I stared at my messy kitchen, it hit me—did I quit my job for this? meanwhile, luis suárez is out here thriving. why can’t I just be a superstar in my kitchen? guess I’ll keep hoping the sushi gods will throw me a lifeline or just stick to ordering takeout. #LuisSurez #CulinaryDisasters
just realized i literally spent last night googling “how to watch rupaul’s drag race season 18” because my parents always seem to have all the inside scoop. like, i was deep in a spiral, picturing them confidently giving me spoilers while i'm just sitting there like, “what is a lip-sync assassin?” meanwhile, my life feels more like a poorly choreographed group number with no rhythm. so now, if the...