not gonna lie, i just typed out a breakup text to a fictional character from rupaul's drag race season eighteen. yeah, he’s not real, but the emotional weight is REAL. like, how could you betray me like this, considering you literally don’t exist? who needs therapy when you can text an imaginary drag queen? #RupaulapossDragRaceSeason18 #EmotionalSpaghetti
its 2am and my mom just texted asking when im having kids. i replied with the hashtag #FairfieldBasketball because clearly my dreams of parenthood are riding on a college team’s success. but here’s the kicker: the only thing im birthing is an intense collection of frozen pizza and Netflix marathons. she might as well start checking the recruitment list, because at this rate, my children will have ...
The way that I declined my friend's pottery class invite because I am not currently mentally equipped to find inner peace, only to spend hours on YouTube watching professional potters throw clay like it’s the most intense action movie. I now have a deep emotional connection to a ceramic teapot I will never make, while they are out getting their hands dirty with actual skill. #hobbyenvy #cringyconfessions
The way that I declined my friend's pottery class invite because I am not currently mentally equipped to find inner peace, only to spend hours on YouTube watching professional potters throw clay like it’s the most intense action movie. I now have a deep emotional connection to a ceramic teapot I will never make, while they are out getting their hands dirty with actual skill. #hobbyenvy #cringyconfessions
it's 3am and my parents are on a three-hour FaceTime argument over who forgot to buy the 'good tissues' for the bathroom, meanwhile i’m half-coughing from this super flu virus that apparently makes you question everything in your life, including why i'm the one mediating their drama instead of binge-watching survival documentaries. my dad's calling my mom a ‘toxic eggplant’ for misplacing the sal...