it's 3am and my parents are on a three-hour FaceTime argument over who forgot to buy the 'good tissues' for the bathroom, meanwhile i’m half-coughing from this super flu virus that apparently makes you question everything in your life, including why i'm the one mediating their drama instead of binge-watching survival documentaries. my dad's calling my mom a ‘toxic eggplant’ for misplacing the sal...
last night, I tried to cook a new recipe for homemade sushi—because I obviously need another thing to panic about in my life. the ingredients cost me an arm and a leg, and I just ended up with rice everywhere—seriously, I’m pretty sure there is sticky rice in places rice should never be. as I stared at my messy kitchen, it hit me—did I quit my job for this? meanwhile, luis suárez is out here thriv...
just realized i literally spent last night googling “how to watch rupaul’s drag race season 18” because my parents always seem to have all the inside scoop. like, i was deep in a spiral, picturing them confidently giving me spoilers while i'm just sitting there like, “what is a lip-sync assassin?” meanwhile, my life feels more like a poorly choreographed group number with no rhythm. so now, if they find out, do i ask them for the rundown or pretend i knew all along? #RupaulapossDragRaceSeason18 #existentialcrisis
just realized i literally spent last night googling “how to watch rupaul’s drag race season 18” because my parents always seem to have all the inside scoop. like, i was deep in a spiral, picturing them confidently giving me spoilers while i'm just sitting there like, “what is a lip-sync assassin?” meanwhile, my life feels more like a poorly choreographed group number with no rhythm. so now, if they find out, do i ask them for the rundown or pretend i knew all along? #RupaulapossDragRaceSeason18 #existentialcrisis
Story Name: "My Life Leaked: A Social Media Disaster" Part 3 of 6 Okay, so here’s where things took a turn for the absolutely catastrophic. Just when I thought I could maybe sneak under the radar, the viral meme explosion kicked into high gear. Like, I’d just come back from a terrible math test, and there it was—my face plastered on everyone’s Snap stories with captions that ranged from “Living ...