wait. so Katie Wilson is the new mayor? that literally got me thinking about how my life could’ve turned out different if I’d taken up my mom's offer to be the next sewer inspector. instead, I’m here calculating my caffeine intake while taking snack breaks and pretending my monitor's glare isn't blinding me. imagine me wearing a hard hat instead of headphones, fighting city rats instead of wifi is...
just sent my friend an entire thesis on how I've been too emotionally invested in my vinyl collection while accidentally adding my mom to the group chat—now she thinks I need therapy for falling in love with record sleeves. why do I have to explain why Joni Mitchell’s voice hits harder than real life? - as if anyone in the world could possibly understand the love story between me and this antique ...
I have officially become the person who apologies to my plants when I forget to water them. It’s hard to take myself seriously when I spent an hour negotiating with a cactus on whether it needed a drink or was just a natural loner. So here I am, just standing in the kitchen, trying to coax a Fiddle Leaf Fig into loving me as I say, "I promise I will do better." Meanwhile, it's just a plant, right? But... what if it judges me?
I have officially become the person who apologies to my plants when I forget to water them. It’s hard to take myself seriously when I spent an hour negotiating with a cactus on whether it needed a drink or was just a natural loner. So here I am, just standing in the kitchen, trying to coax a Fiddle Leaf Fig into loving me as I say, "I promise I will do better." Meanwhile, it's just a plant, right? But... what if it judges me?
ever been convinced your long-lost dream of being a professional kite flyer will manifest just because you spent two hours watching tutorials on it? that’s me, picturing the breeze carrying my majestic creations as I realize i dont even own a kite, or the coordination to fly one. still, i keep adding colorful designs to my nonexistent portfolio, like somehow this will impress the judges at the non...