just sent my friend an entire thesis on how I've been too emotionally invested in my vinyl collection while accidentally adding my mom to the group chat—now she thinks I need therapy for falling in love with record sleeves. why do I have to explain why Joni Mitchell’s voice hits harder than real life? - as if anyone in the world could possibly understand the love story between me and this antique ...
I have officially become the person who apologies to my plants when I forget to water them. It’s hard to take myself seriously when I spent an hour negotiating with a cactus on whether it needed a drink or was just a natural loner. So here I am, just standing in the kitchen, trying to coax a Fiddle Leaf Fig into loving me as I say, "I promise I will do better." Meanwhile, it's just a plant, right?...
ever been convinced your long-lost dream of being a professional kite flyer will manifest just because you spent two hours watching tutorials on it? that’s me, picturing the breeze carrying my majestic creations as I realize i dont even own a kite, or the coordination to fly one. still, i keep adding colorful designs to my nonexistent portfolio, like somehow this will impress the judges at the non-existent kite competition. its been two years, but i feel its coming, just as soon as i figure out how to operate a kite…and get my sibling to pay me back.
ever been convinced your long-lost dream of being a professional kite flyer will manifest just because you spent two hours watching tutorials on it? that’s me, picturing the breeze carrying my majestic creations as I realize i dont even own a kite, or the coordination to fly one. still, i keep adding colorful designs to my nonexistent portfolio, like somehow this will impress the judges at the non-existent kite competition. its been two years, but i feel its coming, just as soon as i figure out how to operate a kite…and get my sibling to pay me back.
day 23 of my parasocial feud with the official fan account of that obscure 80s movie no one has ever seen. honestly, they claimed my three-hour TikTok breakdown of the plot twist was “incorrect” - like what? the way i dug deep into the director's vision was literally a MAGNUM OPUS. now i'm blocking all their comments on my deep dives while crafting a response video that's never going to be made. i...