why is my life starting to feel like a real-life prince of persia game? parents are suddenly asking me to mediate their divorce drama. last night, i was stuck in the middle, like an awkward NPC trying to solve a quest. next thing i know, i’m being handed both sides’ grievances over frozen pizza. i half-suspect they think my life advice is straight out of a video game manual. how did i go from deba...
I just found out my best friend literally told my secret about that time I almost tattooed a life-sized portrait of Carlos Alcaraz on my arm because I thought it would bring me luck in life. Now everyone at work thinks I am obsessed with him instead of realizing I just have a tattoo of my cat wearing a tennis visor because it’s adorable. Honestly, my anxiety is through the roof right now. I can't ...
no because I just remembered that time I tried to impress my crush by recreating an entire scene from Prince of Persia at a high school talent show. I practiced for weeks and thought I was basically an athlete until I tripped over my own feet and launched the sword prop into the audience—people ducked. now I'm thinking, does this mean my true destiny is to throw weapons at unsuspecting crowds? someone please help. #PrinceOfPersia #highschooldrama
no because I just remembered that time I tried to impress my crush by recreating an entire scene from Prince of Persia at a high school talent show. I practiced for weeks and thought I was basically an athlete until I tripped over my own feet and launched the sword prop into the audience—people ducked. now I'm thinking, does this mean my true destiny is to throw weapons at unsuspecting crowds? someone please help. #PrinceOfPersia #highschooldrama
yoo, just saw the indigo flight news. got on a flight recently and sat next to a guy who thought "personal space" was just a suggestion. meanwhile, my boss said we’re like family and I feel like I should start taking notes in case someone brings up the lack of raises this year at the next ‘family gathering.’ picture me landing back home with more emotional baggage than my suitcase, ready to be gre...