so there i was, minding my business and watching my favorite show. i suddenly felt the rage bubbling inside me when the lead started dating kuldeep yadav of all people. who does he think he is? meanwhile, here i am, daydreaming about being wined and dined by a fictional character, while kuldeep's casually visiting temples and making plans with someone who isn't me. i mean, how am i supposed to rea...
why is my life starting to feel like a real-life prince of persia game? parents are suddenly asking me to mediate their divorce drama. last night, i was stuck in the middle, like an awkward NPC trying to solve a quest. next thing i know, i’m being handed both sides’ grievances over frozen pizza. i half-suspect they think my life advice is straight out of a video game manual. how did i go from deba...
I just found out my best friend literally told my secret about that time I almost tattooed a life-sized portrait of Carlos Alcaraz on my arm because I thought it would bring me luck in life. Now everyone at work thinks I am obsessed with him instead of realizing I just have a tattoo of my cat wearing a tennis visor because it’s adorable. Honestly, my anxiety is through the roof right now. I can't even show my face at the next office party without people asking about my "Alcaraz fan club." How am I supposed to explain that? #CarlosAlcaraz #CatWhisperer
I just found out my best friend literally told my secret about that time I almost tattooed a life-sized portrait of Carlos Alcaraz on my arm because I thought it would bring me luck in life. Now everyone at work thinks I am obsessed with him instead of realizing I just have a tattoo of my cat wearing a tennis visor because it’s adorable. Honestly, my anxiety is through the roof right now. I can't even show my face at the next office party without people asking about my "Alcaraz fan club." How am I supposed to explain that? #CarlosAlcaraz #CatWhisperer
no because I just remembered that time I tried to impress my crush by recreating an entire scene from Prince of Persia at a high school talent show. I practiced for weeks and thought I was basically an athlete until I tripped over my own feet and launched the sword prop into the audience—people ducked. now I'm thinking, does this mean my true destiny is to throw weapons at unsuspecting crowds? som...