the way that my boss said "we're like family here" right before dropping the news about no raises felt like discovering my childhood pet is actually a goldfish with a different name. who even uses the word family in a meeting when we all know about that time kathy stole my lunch from the fridge? honestly, now i’m mentally rehearsing my dramatic exit like adam walton walking onto that big stage, wo...
so there i was, minding my business and watching my favorite show. i suddenly felt the rage bubbling inside me when the lead started dating kuldeep yadav of all people. who does he think he is? meanwhile, here i am, daydreaming about being wined and dined by a fictional character, while kuldeep's casually visiting temples and making plans with someone who isn't me. i mean, how am i supposed to rea...
why is my life starting to feel like a real-life prince of persia game? parents are suddenly asking me to mediate their divorce drama. last night, i was stuck in the middle, like an awkward NPC trying to solve a quest. next thing i know, i’m being handed both sides’ grievances over frozen pizza. i half-suspect they think my life advice is straight out of a video game manual. how did i go from debating game mechanics with friends to doing emotional damage control? it was all fun and games until i realized nobody’s actually got the stamina for this mission. #PrinceOfPersia #DivorceChronicles
why is my life starting to feel like a real-life prince of persia game? parents are suddenly asking me to mediate their divorce drama. last night, i was stuck in the middle, like an awkward NPC trying to solve a quest. next thing i know, i’m being handed both sides’ grievances over frozen pizza. i half-suspect they think my life advice is straight out of a video game manual. how did i go from debating game mechanics with friends to doing emotional damage control? it was all fun and games until i realized nobody’s actually got the stamina for this mission. #PrinceOfPersia #DivorceChronicles
I just found out my best friend literally told my secret about that time I almost tattooed a life-sized portrait of Carlos Alcaraz on my arm because I thought it would bring me luck in life. Now everyone at work thinks I am obsessed with him instead of realizing I just have a tattoo of my cat wearing a tennis visor because it’s adorable. Honestly, my anxiety is through the roof right now. I can't ...