if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights can lead to a brighter dawn. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
wait, so i gave this person a second chance thinking i was being all BIG HEARTED and mature, and guess what? they used it to hang out with someone named “Trent” who spends ALL his time trying to break world records for juggling kitchen utensils. like, congrats on picking a winner while i’m over here signing them a SECOND CHANCE ticket like it’s a CONCERT PASS. so now i just hope Trent accidentally...
literally declined plans because I realized my entire social life would cost me my entire life savings. so now I’m happily at home contemplating if I can reuse the same cup noodle seasoning packets I’ve had since 2019. honestly, I feel like a frugal pioneer, thriving in this minimalist wasteland. at this rate, I might just become an urban legend about that one person who turned broke into an extreme sport.
literally declined plans because I realized my entire social life would cost me my entire life savings. so now I’m happily at home contemplating if I can reuse the same cup noodle seasoning packets I’ve had since 2019. honestly, I feel like a frugal pioneer, thriving in this minimalist wasteland. at this rate, I might just become an urban legend about that one person who turned broke into an extreme sport.
literally sat on the edge of my bed yesterday, scrolling through old posts of harrison barnes trying to muster up the courage to text my crush, who somehow spiraled into the friend zone while i was waiting for the 'perfect moment.' the same kind of perfect moment harrison was probably waiting for before missing his shots. honestly, i'm not even kidding, I could have launched a successful relations...