it's not that i didn’t need a twelve-foot inflatable giraffe for my balcony—it's just that it seemed like the perfect centerpiece for my existential crisis, and now here i am, just like harrison barnes, wondering how something so big and ridiculous could just deflate all my hopes. all my friends call me "quirky," but deep down, i'm just another miserable soul, hoping this giant toy might finally s...
...and that’s why I turned down a chance to go to a lecture with Cornel West, thinking, "who needs that intellectual boost when I can binge-watch reality shows?" so naturally, my buddy went instead and now he’s out here chatting with future politicians while I’m over here trying to convince myself that eating a whole pizza is self-care. guess who’s not getting any advice on civil disagreement? me....
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights can lead to a brighter dawn. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights can lead to a brighter dawn. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
wait, so i gave this person a second chance thinking i was being all BIG HEARTED and mature, and guess what? they used it to hang out with someone named “Trent” who spends ALL his time trying to break world records for juggling kitchen utensils. like, congrats on picking a winner while i’m over here signing them a SECOND CHANCE ticket like it’s a CONCERT PASS. so now i just hope Trent accidentally...