wait, so i gave this person a second chance thinking i was being all BIG HEARTED and mature, and guess what? they used it to hang out with someone named “Trent” who spends ALL his time trying to break world records for juggling kitchen utensils. like, congrats on picking a winner while i’m over here signing them a SECOND CHANCE ticket like it’s a CONCERT PASS. so now i just hope Trent accidentally...
literally declined plans because I realized my entire social life would cost me my entire life savings. so now I’m happily at home contemplating if I can reuse the same cup noodle seasoning packets I’ve had since 2019. honestly, I feel like a frugal pioneer, thriving in this minimalist wasteland. at this rate, I might just become an urban legend about that one person who turned broke into an extre...
literally sat on the edge of my bed yesterday, scrolling through old posts of harrison barnes trying to muster up the courage to text my crush, who somehow spiraled into the friend zone while i was waiting for the 'perfect moment.' the same kind of perfect moment harrison was probably waiting for before missing his shots. honestly, i'm not even kidding, I could have launched a successful relationship instead of just watching highlights of him missing his prime shots. now it's awkward, and i’m back to watching game recaps, wishing i could replay my own life, wondering if it's too late to take the shot. #HarrisonBarnes #missedopportunities
literally sat on the edge of my bed yesterday, scrolling through old posts of harrison barnes trying to muster up the courage to text my crush, who somehow spiraled into the friend zone while i was waiting for the 'perfect moment.' the same kind of perfect moment harrison was probably waiting for before missing his shots. honestly, i'm not even kidding, I could have launched a successful relationship instead of just watching highlights of him missing his prime shots. now it's awkward, and i’m back to watching game recaps, wishing i could replay my own life, wondering if it's too late to take the shot. #HarrisonBarnes #missedopportunities
Does anyone else...