...and that’s why I turned down a chance to go to a lecture with Cornel West, thinking, "who needs that intellectual boost when I can binge-watch reality shows?" so naturally, my buddy went instead and now he’s out here chatting with future politicians while I’m over here trying to convince myself that eating a whole pizza is self-care. guess who’s not getting any advice on civil disagreement? me....
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights can lead to a brighter dawn. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
wait, so i gave this person a second chance thinking i was being all BIG HEARTED and mature, and guess what? they used it to hang out with someone named “Trent” who spends ALL his time trying to break world records for juggling kitchen utensils. like, congrats on picking a winner while i’m over here signing them a SECOND CHANCE ticket like it’s a CONCERT PASS. so now i just hope Trent accidentally juggles his own dignity. #SecondChanceRegrets #JugglingLife
wait, so i gave this person a second chance thinking i was being all BIG HEARTED and mature, and guess what? they used it to hang out with someone named “Trent” who spends ALL his time trying to break world records for juggling kitchen utensils. like, congrats on picking a winner while i’m over here signing them a SECOND CHANCE ticket like it’s a CONCERT PASS. so now i just hope Trent accidentally juggles his own dignity. #SecondChanceRegrets #JugglingLife
literally declined plans because I realized my entire social life would cost me my entire life savings. so now I’m happily at home contemplating if I can reuse the same cup noodle seasoning packets I’ve had since 2019. honestly, I feel like a frugal pioneer, thriving in this minimalist wasteland. at this rate, I might just become an urban legend about that one person who turned broke into an extre...