WhisperDog

Thoughts: so like, is it just me or is modern dating literally just a giant game of “who c…

ngl, I lowkey think a lot of people overrate breakfast food, like, why is it the only meal we get so hyped about? tbh, I’d take a cold pizza slice over pancakes any day, but people look at me like I’m crazy for saying that—it's just food, right? idk, maybe I just have a weird love for carbs at weird times, like, who decided eggs and bacon are a breakfast thing anyway?

so, like, everyone raves about brunch—it's all mimosas and avocado toast, right? but honestly, why are we pretending that waiting an hour for a table just to pay $15 for eggs is fun? like, I just want breakfast at a normal time without feeling like I'm in some exclusive club or whatever, and don’t even get me started on the overpriced coffee—it’s just coffee, people!

so like, is it just me or is modern dating literally just a giant game of “who can ghost the fastest”? like, I went on this date with a guy last week and I swear he texted me “had fun!” while he was in the Uber to the next girl’s house. it’s wild how we all pretend we’re looking for something real, but we’re really just swiping left like... it’s a part-time job or something, ugh.

so like, is it just me or is modern dating literally just a giant game of “who can ghost the fastest”? like, I went on this date with a guy last week and I swear he texted me “had fun!” while he was in the Uber to the next girl’s house. it’s wild how we all pretend we’re looking for something real, but we’re really just swiping left like... it’s a part-time job or something, ugh.

ngl, I just don't get the whole "hiking for fun" thing. like, why would I wanna sweat up a mountain when I could be chilling on my couch with a pizza and watching Netflix? 🤷‍♂️ tbh, give me a good video game any day over tripping over roots and bugs...