so like, I decided to try and cook this fancy pasta dish I saw on TikTok, right? ended up burning the garlic and the smoke alarm went off, and I basically just made a pan of charred regrets... now I’m just staring at takeout menus wishing I’d never tried to be a chef.
so, I was in the shower like, literally just standing there letting the water hit my face, and then it hit me—what if we’re all just, like, the stars in someone else’s mind? like, honestly, does that mean we’re all just figments of someone’s imagination? what if someone’s out there, literally thinking about us right now, deciding our fates while I’m over here debating if I should have cereal for d...
ngl, I lowkey think a lot of people overrate breakfast food, like, why is it the only meal we get so hyped about? tbh, I’d take a cold pizza slice over pancakes any day, but people look at me like I’m crazy for saying that—it's just food, right? idk, maybe I just have a weird love for carbs at weird times, like, who decided eggs and bacon are a breakfast thing anyway?
ngl, I lowkey think a lot of people overrate breakfast food, like, why is it the only meal we get so hyped about? tbh, I’d take a cold pizza slice over pancakes any day, but people look at me like I’m crazy for saying that—it's just food, right? idk, maybe I just have a weird love for carbs at weird times, like, who decided eggs and bacon are a breakfast thing anyway?
so, like, everyone raves about brunch—it's all mimosas and avocado toast, right? but honestly, why are we pretending that waiting an hour for a table just to pay $15 for eggs is fun? like, I just want breakfast at a normal time without feeling like I'm in some exclusive club or whatever, and don’t even get me started on the overpriced coffee—it’s just coffee, people!