so, I was in the shower like, literally just standing there letting the water hit my face, and then it hit me—what if we’re all just, like, the stars in someone else’s mind? like, honestly, does that mean we’re all just figments of someone’s imagination? what if someone’s out there, literally thinking about us right now, deciding our fates while I’m over here debating if I should have cereal for d...
ngl, I lowkey think a lot of people overrate breakfast food, like, why is it the only meal we get so hyped about? tbh, I’d take a cold pizza slice over pancakes any day, but people look at me like I’m crazy for saying that—it's just food, right? idk, maybe I just have a weird love for carbs at weird times, like, who decided eggs and bacon are a breakfast thing anyway?
so, like, everyone raves about brunch—it's all mimosas and avocado toast, right? but honestly, why are we pretending that waiting an hour for a table just to pay $15 for eggs is fun? like, I just want breakfast at a normal time without feeling like I'm in some exclusive club or whatever, and don’t even get me started on the overpriced coffee—it’s just coffee, people!
so, like, everyone raves about brunch—it's all mimosas and avocado toast, right? but honestly, why are we pretending that waiting an hour for a table just to pay $15 for eggs is fun? like, I just want breakfast at a normal time without feeling like I'm in some exclusive club or whatever, and don’t even get me started on the overpriced coffee—it’s just coffee, people!
so like, is it just me or is modern dating literally just a giant game of “who can ghost the fastest”? like, I went on this date with a guy last week and I swear he texted me “had fun!” while he was in the Uber to the next girl’s house. it’s wild how we all pretend we’re looking for something real, but we’re really just swiping left like... it’s a part-time job or something, ugh.