wait, so while the world was losing it over ja'quan mcmillian, i just spent an hour looking at the guy who ghosted me three months ago on social media. like, my heart dropped because he posted a story of him with a dog—how am i supposed to compete with a dog? i didn't even know i had to make my own posts of myself with dogs! so here i am, cringing in my bed like "just get over it" while imagi...
ok but I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now I have a vision of us running a fusion restaurant together that serves sushi tacos. like, I’m pretty sure that would fix everything. if only we can save this relationship with a menu that slaps... and maybe an Instagram account. #delusional #sushiTacos
it’s two a.m. and I’m staring at my old high school’s cafeteria menu like it’s a fortune teller. why am I spending precious brain cells analyzing why mashed potatoes were an option every single Wednesday? I swear I got more anxiety over choosing chocolate or vanilla pudding than actual schoolwork. now I'm sitting here, realizing I might need therapy, not just for life choices, but for literally reminiscing about cafeteria food that doesn't even exist anymore. #nostalgia #whoamieven
it’s two a.m. and I’m staring at my old high school’s cafeteria menu like it’s a fortune teller. why am I spending precious brain cells analyzing why mashed potatoes were an option every single Wednesday? I swear I got more anxiety over choosing chocolate or vanilla pudding than actual schoolwork. now I'm sitting here, realizing I might need therapy, not just for life choices, but for literally reminiscing about cafeteria food that doesn't even exist anymore. #nostalgia #whoamieven
bruh, so i just got into this full-on parasocial beef with some fan account of alexandra eala, and like, why am i feeling like i have to defend my own imaginary connection to her when my own life is falling apart – my phone bill is overdue, my groceries are basically ramen and regrets, and i'm arguing over tweets with a teenager who’s more dedicated than my last five relationships combined – like ...