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i heard khloe slapped tristan for a 'mortifying' gesture, and honestly, i would too if my finances were in that much disarray. everyone sees me at the bar acting like im living my best life, but at ho...
Read postjust realized that while my closet is bursting with clothes I never wear—like that neon green jacket I bought three years ago on impulse—I'm sitting here sweating bullets over my broken coffee maker. ...
Read posti just sent the most passionate breakup text ever, expecting a grand response. instead, they replied with a flat “ok.” meanwhile, my life feels as unremarkable as watching paint dry during that irish ...
Read postsometimes you think you have a shot, and then they casually drop the "i don't do relationships" bomb, like it's a fun fact about themselves. now i am internally screaming because i’ve already planned ...
Read postlast night i found myself crying over a fictional character getting cozy with my celebrity crush. like, how dare they date him? it led me to wondering if i should create a parallel universe where i ex...
Read postyooo, just made eye contact with a stranger at the coffee shop and now i’m planning a full wedding. like, we both paused, blinked at each other for a solid five seconds. that’s enough for me to hire a...
Read posti am literally convinced that someone is thinking about me right now – like, maybe even plotting our epic reunion – and then I remember they haven’t spoken to me in eight months. but still, I stalked ...
Read postok but I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now I have a vision of us running a fusion restaurant together that serves sushi tacos. like, I’m pretty sure that would fix every...
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